Know what pisses me off about New Years?

All of these lazy ass people are going to be all up in my gym!!!

Like… I’ve been going all year, all the time… and now these assholes that have resolutions to lose weight are going to crowd my groove until about February 1st when they lose interest. I really just like to be in there by myself… so I can… ya know, dance in front of the mirrors and watch myself lift weights. 

Like a tool.

Alone.